The woodshed.. Dont go in there, even if it seems like good fun.

This picture is about a woodshed, just outside of a major city, but close enough to be within reach of all kinds of sinister goings on. You see these belts of nature and rural buildings from time to time on your way out of a big city and its very easy to imagine some downtown rogue thinking hes in way out in the country when he gets to these places and feels that he can hide his "stash" or dispose of unwanted people, but then he might get freaked out if he comes in contact with some animals. And animals get fooled in to places like this, looking for easy food from dumpsters and such.
The background of this picture is painted with a metallic purple that really make it shine in the right light.

Jungleshark blue.

This is how I try to ride the wave of vintage tattoo-cool. I threw in some snakes, skulls and all kinds of cool stuff to seem like a badass. The crazy background is made with some neon spraypaint.

This happens all the time and you know nothing.

This cant end well. The little guy from the crest of a russian city will beat the young woman in the head. Its too late to cry when your in it Sveta...

The red hand and the way to make a young woman blue, even for a three-eyed freak.

Medical science will make women want you, in one way or another. There are some of them out there, willing to turn blue for you.
The man with the extra eye is based on 80s superstar singer Glenn Madeiros. I didnt care for him then and little has changed.

Blue scream

I dont know if I wanna call it a parody of the scream, but its my take on that famed painting. The shame of the tormented woman is different and so are the persons in the background, but they keep the emotional distance of the original. Who knows what they did to the blue woman..
The king goose in the background is a critical look at myself, as an artist.

Mask, pictures on a white wall and me. Another artshow freak out.

Plain to see whats going on here.. Its me at a show in Feiring. No pictures without the mask suckers.

The egghead productionline

These tubes produce smart people, well suited for good jobs and its on another side of the capital. On this side, you end up as some sort of clown, trying to fight back the tears. On Greenland, Svalbard and the north pole, they dont even understand what Im trying to tell them. Im pretty sure those people are idiots.